Cake Quotes

Youre on a diet. Give me that fat cake. - Honey Boo Boo Child

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. - Cynthia Nixon

You'll now be able to go to one area for pizza and another for grilled items, another for general concession items, as well as hot dogs, ice cream and pretzels. We think it will improve traffic and speed up service. It will also enable us to add more food items, such as kettle corn, funnel cakes, elephant ears and snow cones. - Dave Shaw

You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake. - Carolyn Wells

You never go into a game expecting a cake walk. I thought we played well enough to win. But again, the power play didn't come through in the first period on the 5-on-3. Then, they get that power play goal and we're playing catch-up. - Jeff Halpern

You never get the golden goose like you do with this. Very, very rarely do people have their cake and get to eat it too. - Paul Goldstein

You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake. - Pete Stark

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope