Caveman Quotes

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. - Jack Handey

We went from normal life back to caveman days in a matter of hours. - Thomas Eller

We make fun of him all the time. Rod's a caveman. He barely knows how to use a cell phone. Leave him in a house by himself, and there's a good chance that he won't know how to turn on the TV because he can't figure out the remote. - Joe Barry

They are more alike than you think. I think Jake would like to be on the cover of 'GQ' himself with that hair. Actually Jake was in GQ. Nobody knows that. I was reading GQ, and it was something about his beard. It was like him, Tom Brady and David Carr, and they were saying something like the caveman look works for them. So I think they are more alike than they think they are. - Trevor Pryce

Maybe my caveman ancestors invented the wheel or something. I'm not sure. - Brendan Fraser

I tried the paleo diet, which is the caveman diet - lots of meat. And I tried the calorie restriction diet: The idea is that if you eat very, very little - if you're on the verge of starvation, you will live a very long time, whether or not you want to, of course. - A. J. Jacobs

I got my caveman club. - Kobe Bryant

He'd grown a beard since I last saw him. I asked, 'what's with that?' He said it was the caveman look. - Jane Marshall

Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World. - Oliver Stone