Corny Love Quotes

Youre like dandruff, I cant get you out of my head. - Unknown

You're like a typhoon. Because when you left the vicinity. You left my heart in calamity. - Unknown

You're like a terrorist because you captured my heart. - Unknown

You're like a keyboard because you're my type. - Unknown

You're like a false teeth I can't smile without you. - Unknown

Rose are red; violets are blue; when I think of you, my writing comes out corny. - Unknown

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! - Unknown

My heart is connected with yours so when you need me just press the emergency buzzer on your heart and ill be running over for you. - Unknown