Discontinue Quotes
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
- Phyllis Diller

When I was a boy on the Mississippi River there was a proposition in a township there to discontinue public schools because they were too expensive. An old farmer spoke up and said if they stopped building the schools they would not save anything, because every time a school was closed a jail had to be built.
- Mark Twain

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