Dummies Quotes

This new research confirms what the dummies have been telling us. The dummies say there is a big difference in how well cars protect you. What we see in this real-world data is the dummies don't lie. - Adrian Lund

This is not an activity for dummies. It takes smart people to do this. - John Wertz

This car is a disaster... The structure is poor, and both dummies' heads were hit by the barrier during the crash test. High forces were recorded on the head, torso, and pelvis of the driver dummy. If this had been a real driver in a real crash, it's likely it wouldn't have been survivable. - Adrian Lund

They could have said there's a clear acceleration in economic activity currently under way, but it remains at risk of weakening or reversing, owing to the labor market and other factors. To leave it out completely doesn't make any sense to me -- it's as if they think the market's full of dummies. - Anthony Crescenzi

There weren't any dummies in there. There weren't elements to test her, like someone known not to be near the party or involved. - Robert Ekstrand

The dummy races are always popular. People get graded for how clever and original the dummy is, how well it goes down the hill and how spectacular the crash is -- it goes over a ski jump. Rumor has it that one of the dummies will look like me this year. - Chuck Shepard

The curtain airbag did a good job of cushioning the heads of both the driver and rear passenger dummies... Plus, injury measures recorded on the neck, torso, pelvis, and left leg of the dummies all were low. Saab can still make improvements to the 9-3's structure, but in all other areas this was very good performance. - Adrian Lund

She gotta hustle for money, To put food in the tummy, Shake her booty for dummies, In that room that they come in, But there ain't no one by her side, To let her know it's all right, She don't have much, but she tries. - Diggy Simmons

One, you can do anything to them and not worry about anyone being offended. Humor always gets attention in TV commercials, but the problem with it is that usually someone's got to be the target. And in today's PC world, that means someone's going to be offended. Dummies and other mascots easily solve that problem. You can make fun of them, bash them over the head, kick them in the crotch, and they just stand there with their frozen grins, which makes the joke even funnier - not to mention creepier. - Patrick Dugan