Dysfunctional Family Quotes

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants. - William Shakespeare

The mover and shaker of the political party becomes a part of government, raising contributions and then being appointed to boards; it's like a big, enmeshed dysfunctional family. - Catherine Turcer

The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Letting Simon anywhere near the press where he can talk about me without me being able to defend myself is not something I would ever let happen unless I really had to! I am on the mend and so excited to be back with my incredible--but dysfunctional family--and everyone at Fox our best season of Idol yet. - Paula Abdul

It's kind of the ultimate dysfunctional family. Lear wants to be told his daughters love him, and when he doesn't get it, he flips out and starts making a series of bad decisions. That's what gets the whole ball rolling. - Scott Sharplin

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. - Francis Bacon

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. - Jeff Foxworthy

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. - Victor Borge

I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. - Unknown

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope