Excrement Quotes

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. - Gene Spafford

The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control. - Jethro Tull

That ornamental excrement that grows beneath the chin. - Thomas Fuller

People like this product for two reasons. First, it is worm excrement. Then it is packed in a recycled plastic soda bottle. - Barry Brinster

One part is absorbed in the blood to compensate for the losses that are constantly taking place through respiration and perspiration, and all the material that Nature cannot use is rejected in the form of excrement. - Antoine Lavoisier

In water, during the middle part of the night, while he voids excrements, or is impure, and after he has partaken of a funeral dinner, a man must not even think in his heart ,of the sacred texts . - Guru Nanak

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness. - Norman O. Brown

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned. - Ayatollah Khomeini

I think most Americans think... we are poor . . . we only work on cleaning bathrooms . . . we are some pieces of [excrement] . . . and we are in gangs. - Jessica Garcia