Facebook Status Quotes

I thought breaking up with you was the biggest mistake I ever made, when it was dating you in the first place. - Unknown

Night before school: I want to look attractive. Morning of school: Nevermind. - Unknown

Live like grass. Even if it's stepped on, crushed, burned and cut, it always grows back stronger and more vibrant. - Unknown

I think you're very clever at saying pretty words at the right time. - Unknown

Don't play for what your jersey says on the back, play for what it says on the front. - Unknown

Weird is just a side effect of being awesome! - Unknown

We all have that one friend that we greet with an insult. - Unknown

You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans. - Unknown

Strict parents create sneaky children. - Unknown

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. - Unknown