Facetious Quotes

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. - Josh Billings

Rich McKay had said facetiously to us that we had 47 votes committed out of 32. - Dick Anderson

It's facetious and not very persuasive for Family Pride to say they're not making a political statement. - Mark Tooley

It seems that all this in our view falls under the heading of that facetious remark no good deed goes unpunished. - George Peteros

I may sound facetious but I really think these stories are all interrelated and therefore really only one series. - Michael Connelly

I have shocking teeth.... I'm being a little facetious-I just went to the dentist the other day, and he looked at my teeth and went, 'Oh, my God, you've got gray teeth.' - Hugh Jackman

I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean? - Martin Lawrence

He twisted it a little bit as he was trying to plant. It's carry-over from the Xavier game when he fell - I'm being facetious. It doesn't hurt as bad today. If we were coming out on the losing end, it may be a little painful. - Andy Kennedy

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt. - Isaac Barrow