Farted Quotes

Vic, have you farted?
(Vic: No).
What, never? - Bob Mortimer

I told her we're not as proud of that in public as we are at home. She looked around and said it's OK because everyone there was Chinese. I guess, in her mind, she farted in English. - Shawn Colvin

I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed! - Rebecca Loos