Flanders Quotes

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die! - Ned Flanders

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card! - Ned Flanders

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily! - Ned Flanders

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers! - Ned Flanders

Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day! - Ned Flanders

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow: In Flanders fields. - John McCrae

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor. - Ned Flanders

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester. - Ned Flanders