Floss Quotes

You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

You can't floss your teeth. Showering is tough. Sleeping. Everything is a little bit tougher. - Derrek Lee

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it. - Barbara Kingsolver

When a soldier's getting shot at, they don't take the time to brush and floss. - Col. Dennis Runyan

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing. - Red Buttons

The biggest reason most people fail is that they try to fix too much at once - join a gym, get out of debt, floss after meals and have thinner thighs in 30 days. - Marilu Henner

That's a fantastic step forward. The next step is to be able to repair any damage we happen to have found. Our shuttle didn't require any repair, just a tiny little dental flossing of plucking a couple of gap fillers out. - Stephen Robinson

Pon di side di autumn trees. Wen time hot drop dat. Pop free di drop top for some breeze. Dem waan yuh fly come in asylum. Come floss some Gs. - Aidonia

Own his own throne the boss like King Koopa, on the microphone he floss the ring (supa), average MCs is like a TV blooper, MF Doom, hes like DB Cooper, out with the moolah. - MF Doom

Oh, Flossie was so well respected. - Nellie Morales