Fore Quotes

Every night, before I go to beat, I pray to God 'Please, take Rocsi & Terrence J before Betty White.' - Unknown

I remember when I read an article about an old woman who died the day before her 100th birthday. I laughed and sang 'Almost Doesn't Count.' - Unknown

Night before school: I want to look attractive. Morning of school: Nevermind. - Unknown

Rose is flower that loves for an hour! FRIENDSHIP is a tower that lives FOREVER. - Unknown

Zhang Dan/Zhang Hao are sure to skate in the World Championships next month. We are confident with her recovery before the Worlds. - Yao Bin

ZEAL, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl. - Ambrose Bierce

ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the _buffone_, or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play. The zany was progenitor to the specialist in humor, as we to-day have the unhappiness to know him. In the zany we see an example of creation; in the humorist, of transmission. Another excellent specimen of the modern zany is the curate, who apes the rector, who apes the bishop, who apes the archbishop, who apes the devil. - Ambrose Bierce

Zach is a talented player who has worked hard over the years to make the Fire a better team. We wouldn't have won our many championships over the years without Zach in goal and we are forever grateful for his contributions on and off the field... We respect Zach's decision and wish him continued success in his career. - Peter Wilt

Zach and Andre won a tiebreaker 10-7 and played great together. They were outstanding, especially since they had never been teamed up before. - Jack Hughes

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show. - Eric Carr