Funeral Quotes

'I Believe I Can Fly' #inappropriatesongsatAaliyahsfuneral. - Unknown

You want justice, but do you want to pay for it, hm? When you go to a butcher you know you have to pay, but you people go to a judge as if you were off to a funeral supper. - Bertolt Brecht

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

You scour the Bowery, ransack the Bronx,/ Through funeral parlors and honky-tonks./ From river to river you comb the town/ For a place to lay your family down. - Ogden Nash

You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With a crack like that in her head. - Margaret Janvier

You get close to some of them, you get wedding invitations and, sadly, sometimes you go to funerals. They're part of your extended family. - Carmen Horton

You don't expect a wedding and a funeral in the same year. Our daughter lost a husband and a father. - Valerie Jeffreys

You can't ask for a better coach than that. I believe if the whole community of Tampa could show up at his son's funeral, we would. - Gary Thomas

You can love me or hate me, I swear it wont make me or break me. I'm going wherever the money take me, until that funeral awakes me... - Unknown

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. - Chuck Tanner