Funerals Quotes

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With a crack like that in her head. - Margaret Janvier

You get close to some of them, you get wedding invitations and, sadly, sometimes you go to funerals. They're part of your extended family. - Carmen Horton

Yeah, like, when I look back on my life, I just remember back what happened in '74, or something. It seems like only the real good stuff comes to mind. I don't think of all the tragedies and all the funerals. That just doesn't come to mind at all. I guess I'm really blessed that way. - Gregg Allman

Write on my gravestone: "Infidel, Traitor.", infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people. - Wendell Phillips

We've used it for everything from funerals to potlucks. We might as well use it for Pete. - Candy Kalal

We were at the point where all of us could have lost control of the situation, and the bloodshed reached an unbelievable proportion. ... we pray for a day without funerals. - Shimon Peres

We stay very busy in the summer and fall. We're trying to promote ourselves as a wedding site, which should help us out in the spring -- but in the winter, most of our business comes from funerals. - Dan Clark

We have to see a day without Palestinian funerals. These attacks against Palestinians ... it must end. The government of Israel is dancing according to the rhythm of Israeli settlers and extremists. This must stop and it's all in Israeli hands. - Saeb Erakat

We asked (the parish pastor) if we could have a service for our friend there, and he agreed. He said it would be safer if it was done during the regular Mass, because having special services for funerals can attract suicide bombers. - Alan Slater