Funny But True Quotes

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum. - Unknown

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Unknown

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order... - Unknown

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Unknown

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. - Unknown

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. - Unknown

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Unknown

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. - Unknown