Funny Easter Quotes

You know you're ghetto when you only go to church on Easter to meet women. - Unknown

The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." - Unknown

Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you. - Unknown

Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you. - Unknown

Easter is when a lot of people repent, and wish they'd bought the outfit that was on sale. - Unknown

Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. - Unknown

Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. - Easter Bunny

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. - Easter Bunny