Funny Fortune Cookie Quotes

Your favorite band sucks. - Unknown

You'll find no life lessons in a cookie. - Unknown

You will soon eat a cookie. - Unknown

You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands. - Unknown

You will find a place to hide your sausage. - Unknown

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly. - Unknown

You are unique. Just like everybody else. - Unknown

Typed like any other fortune cookie: - Unknown

Tomorrow is today, just a day later. - Unknown