Funny Friday Quotes

Weekend Advice: It's only illegal if you get caught. - Unknown

Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it. - Unknown

Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!' - Unknown

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. - Unknown

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either. - Unknown

I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday.... - Unknown

Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday? - Unknown

Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day... - Unknown