Funny Friendship Quotes

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. - Unknown

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. - Unknown

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. - Virginia Woolf