Funny Marathon Quotes

Worst. Parade. Ever. - Unknown

That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying. - Unknown

Run like you stole something. - Unknown

In our minds, you're all Kenyans. - Unknown

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago. - Unknown

If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mother. - Unknown

Don't stop...people are watching. - Unknown

Chafe now...brag forever. - Unknown