Funny Marriage Quotes

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is. - Unknown

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. - Chris Rock

When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.' - Unknown

When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him. - Unknown

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Unknown

Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. - Unknown

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Unknown

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but I am wondering why people choose Marriage, slow but sure! - Ashok Kushwaha