Funny Pilot Quotes

You know you've landed with the wheels up when it takes full power to taxi to the ramp. - Unknown

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot. - Unknown

What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies. - Unknown

Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened. - Unknown

The last thing every pilot does before leaving the aircraft after making a gear up landing is to put the gear selection lever in the 'down' position. - Unknown

Passengers prefer old captains and young flight attendants. - Unknown

Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day. - Layton A Bennett

It's always better to be down on the ground wishing you were up in the air than up in the air wishing you were down on the ground. - Unknown