Funny Single Quotes

You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge. - Unknown

You don't have to share your closet with anyone else if you are a bachelor. - Unknown

When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors. - Unknown

When you are single, the only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own. - Unknown

When you are single, everything in your house is yours. - Unknown

When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places. - Unknown

When you are single and you buy something yummy, you don't have to buy twice as much. - Unknown

Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty. - Unknown

There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah. - Unknown

The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with. - Unknown