Funny Workout Quotes

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise. - Felix Harneis

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat. - Unknown

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas. - Vivian Stanshall

Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant. - Unknown

I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds. - Unknown

If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing. - Unknown

If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never been on a treadmill. - Unknown

If you listen closely to your body while working out, you can hear the calories singing, 'Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.' - Unknown