Genitals Quotes

When people say, 'You're breaking my heart,' they do in fact usually mean that you're breaking their genitals. - Jeffrey Bernardin

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms but the devil slapped on the genitals. - Don Schrader

The Special Commission is now behind us... Its only mission in Iraq now is to find a cover for the genitals of those who want to carry out aggression against Iraq. - Taha Yassin Ramadan

The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion. - William Blake

The genitals were buried inside the church, next to the podium, his head in the middle of the churchyard and his right hand next to the church's front door. - Mamphaswa Seabi

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. - Terry Prachett

I'm not a big one for lots of genitals flapping in the films. - Campbell Scott

If we actually find advanced life on another planet whether they'll be as obsessed with their own genitals as we are. - Albert Brooks

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals. - Jack Handy