Groucho Quotes

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. - Groucho Marx

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night. - Groucho Marx

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication. - Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! - Groucho Marx

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. - Groucho Marx

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx