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Groucho Quotes
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
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Groucho Marx
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
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Groucho Marx
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.
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Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Groucho Marx
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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Groucho Marx
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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Groucho Marx
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
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Groucho Marx
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Groucho Marx
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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Groucho Marx
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Groucho Marx
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