Haner Quotes
We think that ultraviolet light may have affected the viability of the spores.
- Greg Shaner

We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?
- Jeff Dunham

We could tell they were male. They were big prints and we could see everywhere that they ran. I would like to have a few hours with whoever did it to teach them about respecting other people's property. I hope their conscience is against them for the rest of their life. I hope when they grow up and have a family they think why did I do that.
- William Shaner

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