Humor Quotes

ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the _buffone_, or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play. The zany was progenitor to the specialist in humor, as we to-day have the unhappiness to know him. In the zany we see an example of creation; in the humorist, of transmission. Another excellent specimen of the modern zany is the curate, who apes the rector, who apes the bishop, who apes the archbishop, who apes the devil. - Ambrose Bierce

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity. - Lance Bass

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one. - Will Rogers

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream, my point is, I don't need you and NEVER will. - Unknown

You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying. - Unknown

Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. - Unknown

Your description should include detailed directions on how to execute the prank, its intended response, and any props necessary to pulling it off. Keep it clean -- the focus of the contest is good humor and fun. - Valerie Pontbriand

You'll see humor, but it will be universal. - John Osborn