Humour Quotes

You could say that when you introduce humour to your work, you also step back a little from it. You create a distance. - Lars Von Trier

You are what you eat.....I'm a c*nt! - Bernard Manning

Women are only children of a larger growth. A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humours and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and forward child; but he neither consults them about, nor trusts them with, serious matters. - Philip Stanhope

Without depression and anxiety, I would not be who I am; a person who can see beauty and humour in the smallest and least likely of things; appreciating others kindness tenfold. When the black clouds of despair descend and life seems pointless I try to remember that one day in the future, perhaps this very day, a gentle breeze will blow the clouds away and allow the sunshine in. When that happens the world is a new and magical place and I wish to live forever. - Irene Grodecki

Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour? - Ingrid Thulin

Whiles every sence teh humour sweet embayd, / And slombring soft my hart did steale away, / Me seemed, by my side a royall Mayd / Her daintie limbs full softly down did lay: / So faire a creature yet saw never sunny day. - Edmund Spenser

While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour. - Yahoo Serious

When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. - Lars Von Trier