Implausible Quotes

Unattractive, implausible, crazy, but beautiful. - John Bahcall

This was the largest criminal investigation ever undertaken by the FBI. So the prospect that a tiny fraction -- and indeed that is all this is -- was lately discovered, it's not implausible. But nonetheless, it is important for them to have time to review it. - Larry Mackey

The difficulty for most of us in the modern world is that the old-fashioned idea of God has become incredible or implausible. - Alan Watts

The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine? - Judith Hayes

Some of the ideas that come from the fringe of the far right are just so implausible that it is hard to take those ideas seriously. - John Conyers

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

It's implausible that it would have been a miscommunication because both Northrop and Lockheed had been very active in defense acquisitions over the last two or three years. - Wolfgang Demisch

It's an excuse to consolidate recent losses, although it seems highly implausible that federal officials would want to signal their plans, through any channel. - Tony Crescenzi

In the worst, but not implausible case, central authority in one or more of these states could evaporate as rival clans or regions vie for power -- opening the door to an expansion of terrorist and criminal activity. - John Negroponte

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. - Jimmy Carr