Jail Quotes

You've had four years (in jail) to think about how you're going to answer these unanswerable questions. - Ed Hazel

You've got to have a lot of courage to wear a tux to a jury trial. It does imply you expect to be going someplace other than jail when the day is done. - Bob Wesley

You've got obligations, not quite on the same level as the CFO going to jail if they run afoul of Sarbanes-Oxley. But if you are not complying with some of the data privacy regulations these days, the company is potentially going to get fined. It's going be ... very negative for PR and company branding. - John Radcliffe

You're a lifesaver; I haven't had any real good crank since I went to jail. - Brian Nichols

Your purpose here today is to give, not only to the family but my client, a fair trial. I believe, as much as the family wants someone sentenced, it would not be justice for the wrong man to go to jail. That's where you come in. - Charlie Johnson

Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he cannot give to one without robbing another. I very well know to whom I would give the first place in my friendship, but they are not in the way, I am condemned to another scene, and therefore I distribute it in pennyworths to those about me, and who displease me least, and should do the same to my fellow prisoners if I were condemned to a jail. - Jonathan Swift

Your love has me trapped. I cannot move, I cannot breathe. But I dont want to be let go. Please dont ever set me free. You are my jailor I am your slave. I am yours forever. Until I go to the grave. - Unknown

Your jail is one of the most crowded jails I've been in. - Steve Carter

Your Honor, I committed the crime of being on the cover of Us magazine with Ben Affleck 100 times too often. My lips were too shiny. I made horrible movies. For my penalty I accept five months in Alderson jail in West Virginia. - Jennifer Lopez