Jockstrap Quotes

This kid has a chance to be the next face of the franchise... He's been remarkable since the day he was drafted out of high school. He's up for his first major league at-bat, doesn't even have a sweaty jockstrap yet, and he's getting a standing ovation from our fans. - John Schuerholz

If I had to take off all the make-up and shave my head and wear only a jockstrap; I'd still be playing the same music. - Mick Mars