Kinky Quotes

Young people are the key to this election. - Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. - Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. - Kinky Friedman

You all are heroes of mine, and I ain't got many heroes. - Kinky Friedman

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. - Kinky Friedman

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. - Kinky Friedman

Why the Hell Not? - Kinky Friedman

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. - Kinky Friedman

Whatever we're going to do, we're going to make it fun. - Kinky Friedman

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. - Kinky Friedman