Letterman Quotes

You've outdone yourself tonight, Gretchen. - David Letterman

You want the NFL, you want 'Survivor,' you want 'CSI,' you want David Letterman--you're going to have to pay us what you pay USA [Network] for... We have considered it one of the great injustices for many years that we never got paid for our signal. - Leslie Moonves

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. - Rush Limbaugh

You can't start at the top. - Elmer G. Letterman

Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. They pull it down and it lands right on top of Geraldo. - David Letterman

Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. - David Letterman

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever. - Unknown

When I was a freshman in high school, I got a letterman jacket, which you'd think would be great stock. The jacket had the big S on it, for Santa Monica. But rather than having a football or a baseball on the S, I had a little nine iron. Girls thought it was a flute. - Carson Daly

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