Lifeguard Quotes

We've doubled up at some of the lifeguard towers here, down in the Waikiki area, and we've also brought in a second rescue craft to service our very high activity area here. - Jim Howe

We're making sure that everyone is aware and that the beach patrols and lifeguards are keeping an eye on the swimmers and that everybody knows about the riptide possibility. - Mark Kruea

We're in a wait-and-see pattern, but I will be willing to bet we'll have surf this weekend. I've already put the word out to the lifeguards that the lull is over. - Bob West

We don't get charged for an extra lifeguard. So far, it's going pretty well. - Jason Davidson

This is the first time we have ever won league, and it's a good thing there are so many lifeguards here because I felt like I was going to need CPR. Words can't describe how I feel right now. - Tom Campbell

There has been a lifeguard shortage for a while, so it's good that young people are into it. - Katherine Johnson

The reason we charge for parking and continue to charge for parking is that we have a lifeguard on duty 365 days a year. We are providing services to everybody every day of the year. - Councilman David Druker

The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards. - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. - David Gerrold