Loony Quotes
We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.
- Lizz Winstead

The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf Quimby II as Patrician of Ankh-Morpork some legislation was passed in a determined attempt to put a stop to this sort of thing and introduce some honesty to reportins.
Thus, if a legend told of a notable hero that all men spoke of his prowess any bard who valued his life would hastily add except for a couple of people in his home village who thought he was a loony, and quite a lot of other people who had never really heard of hims Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like: His mighty steed was fast as the wind, on a fairly calm day, say about Force Threes any loose talk about a beloved having a face that could launch a thousand ships would have to be backed by evidence that the object of desire did indeed own a very large seaport.
Patrician Olaf II was eventually killed during an experiment conducted in the palace grounds to prove the disputed accuracy. - Terry Pratchett
Thus, if a legend told of a notable hero that all men spoke of his prowess any bard who valued his life would hastily add except for a couple of people in his home village who thought he was a loony, and quite a lot of other people who had never really heard of hims Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like: His mighty steed was fast as the wind, on a fairly calm day, say about Force Threes any loose talk about a beloved having a face that could launch a thousand ships would have to be backed by evidence that the object of desire did indeed own a very large seaport.
Patrician Olaf II was eventually killed during an experiment conducted in the palace grounds to prove the disputed accuracy. - Terry Pratchett

I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey girl, you're alright'. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can't take anything like that too seriously, otherwise you'd end up in the loony bin.
- Cameron Diaz

I set out eight chairs and called some plays five on zero. If they made a bucket, everyone had to get up. I blew the horn and subbed and they had to give high-fives. If someone was on the floor, everyone ran over and picked that guy up. If you had walked in you would have thought we were loony.
- Bruce Weber

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