Mama Quotes

Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. - Unknown

Your mama called, she said, that you're downstairs crying. Feeling like such a mess. - Amos Lee

You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me. -Carlos. - Desperate Housewives

You think you're the one. Now I'm the VH1. - Mama Jones

You think your the bomb? Yes I'm a Grand-mom. - Mama Jones

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'? - Chris Tucker

You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama. - Paula Deen

You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess just she dont scrub her neck when shes taking a bath. - Honey Boo Boo Child

You girls are different than most students who've got mamas cooking for them. You're the mamas. - Sharon Coil

Yeah my son is rich, but youre a self b*tch, ooh you make me itch. You dont respect me, Im his mommy. - Mama Jones