Masturbation Quotes

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. - Milos Foreman

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. - Lily Tomlin

We have pathological romances with technological advances, infatuated with infatuation and intellectual masturbation. - Talib Kweli

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation. - Jane Wagner

This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to site around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation. - Johnny Depp

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. - Patrick Murray

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it. - Truman Capote

Talking is just masturbation without the mess. - Raine Maida

Self Improvement is Masturbation. - Tyler Durden

Our country talked about masturbation more in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that. I'm not embarrassed about that. - Joycelyn Elders