Mess Quotes

In every mistake, there is a message. Some people miss the message because they're too busy berating themselves for the mistake. - Unknown

Jesus didn't meet his father until he died, so why are you all upset? - Unknown

'I Believe I Can Fly' #inappropriatesongsatAaliyahsfuneral. - Unknown

Lil' Kim's mixtape is probably on a floppy disk. - Unknown

My mom used to put five dollars under my pillow so I wouldn't cry when she went to the club. - Unknown

Every night, before I go to beat, I pray to God 'Please, take Rocsi & Terrence J before Betty White.' - Unknown

I remember when I read an article about an old woman who died the day before her 100th birthday. I laughed and sang 'Almost Doesn't Count.' - Unknown

Ciara and Rihanna can sing, like Left Eye and Brandy can drive. - Unknown

Michael Jackson usually took his pills with Pepsi, he took them with Coke once and...that's all I'm saying. - So Lyrical

Zion's mission is to make and grow disciples. Having these crosses out here carries that message, especially at Easter. - Don Thompson