Messed Up Quotes

Jesus didn't meet his father until he died, so why are you all upset? - Unknown

'I Believe I Can Fly' #inappropriatesongsatAaliyahsfuneral. - Unknown

Lil' Kim's mixtape is probably on a floppy disk. - Unknown

My mom used to put five dollars under my pillow so I wouldn't cry when she went to the club. - Unknown

Every night, before I go to beat, I pray to God 'Please, take Rocsi & Terrence J before Betty White.' - Unknown

I remember when I read an article about an old woman who died the day before her 100th birthday. I laughed and sang 'Almost Doesn't Count.' - Unknown

Ciara and Rihanna can sing, like Left Eye and Brandy can drive. - Unknown

Michael Jackson usually took his pills with Pepsi, he took them with Coke once and...that's all I'm saying. - So Lyrical

You get geared up for that, and then to find out that the market is temporarily taken away because someone from New York state with a small shipment messed up well, it's disheartening, frustrating and maddening. - Bruce Berven