Michael Scott (the Office) Quotes

You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind. - Michael Scott (The Office)

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott (The Office)

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information. - Michael Scott (The Office)

Resents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 'Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.' - Michael Scott (The Office)

Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy. - Michael Scott (The Office)

I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity and youth. - Michael Scott (The Office)

I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up. - Michael Scott (The Office)

I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations. - Michael Scott (The Office)

Between the sheets, we were like Jordan and Pippen. - Michael Scott (The Office)