Midwest Quotes

You may move but be just as affected by the tree pollen in the new place. Many of the trees that never used to be in the Midwest are there now. The best advice is to get a full diagnosis, find out what you are allergic to and prepare for the season that's worst for you. - Mike Tringale

You know what the Midwest is? Young & Restless. - Kanye West

You have 'fiscal Republicans' who see this differently from the social conservatives... You have a gleeful media and gleeful Democrats who have found a wedge issue and are trying to exploit it. Here we are, sitting in the conservative Midwest, and I can't get this through the legislature. It's an intriguing, baffling political situation. - Matt Bartle

You find the highest illegal immigration counties are now in the Midwest. - Austin Perez

You can take the boy out of the Midwest, but you can't take the Midwest out of the boy. - Joe Lando

You can always tell a Midwestern couple in Europe because they will be standing in the middle of a busy intersection looking at a wind-blown map and arguing over which way is west. European cities, with their wandering streets and undisciplined alleys, drive Midwesterners practically insane. - Bill Bryson

With the addition of the Sid Richardson business, we will now have more than 22,000 miles of gathering and transportation pipelines stretching from the Gulf of Mexico to the Southwest, Midwest and Canada. - George Lindemann

With Philippe, it's all a matter of command and control. He's one of the youngest players in the Pioneer League. He was the youngest in the Midwest League. - Dan O'Brien

With it being on 'Oprah' and getting a lot of media play, the interest is starting to grow. It's been big for a while on the East Coast and West Coast, but we're in the Midwest. People are conservative here. - Kania Kennedy