Mistletoe Quotes

The mistletoe hung in the castle hall, / The holly branch shone on the old oak wall. - Thomas Haynes Bayly

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus. Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If Daddy had only seen, mommy kissing Santa Claus last night. - Unknown

Gosh, I wish we could help. But since a win can't help our cause, I see no reason to win. When it comes to helping out teams in the AFC West, I'm a selfish S.O.B. Do you think I sent the Raiders a Christmas card? Well, actually I did, to congratulate them on a fine year. I also included a picture of mistletoe, hovering over my rear end. I don't despise the Chiefs as much as I do the Raiders, but I surely won't help them in any way get into the playoffs. We have the number two seed locked up. It looks like we could possibly meet the Colts in Indy for the AFC Championship game. If history is any indication, then we should get blown out, just as we have the last two years. - Mike Shanahan

Dear Santa I am just writing to inform you for Christmas this year I'd like you to bring me a Mistletoe belt. - Unknown

As for the Sierra Club's idea that we make our own trees out of storm-downed branches or driftwood, I think someone's been standing alone under the mistletoe for too long. I can't imagine what waking up to presents under that kind of tree would look like, but I think I'd rather try the mangy, forlorn tree from Charlie Brown's Christmas first. - David Rothbard

A fan listens to Under The Mistletoe at Christmas time, a Belieber listens to it all year round. - Unknown