Motherf Quotes
You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey.
- Friday

I feel like becoming a mother is in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some ways - or it's something I long for. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf***ers!
- Jennifer Aniston

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