Oatmeal Quotes

You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that. - Kay Thompson

When you patch potholes in wet weather, you might as well be patching with oatmeal. We have to wait until the ground dries up. - Scott Ishikawa

We'll bring the O.K. Corral to your doorbell. We pull triggers not coattails, I make lump sums: oatmeal. - Lil Wayne

We were making oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for [Amanda] Perkins' going away party in the [Howard] apartment and none of us knew what we were doing. So we were sitting there waiting for them to bake, we were all so thirsty and we were in the apartment and no one had any cups so we put milk in the measuring cups and acted like we were taking shots. - Morgan Williams

Unfortunately, you know, it's been a while and he, you know... Kind of like oatmeal, you know? - Johnny Knoxville

Trying a case the second time is like eating yesterday morning's oatmeal. - Lloyd Paul Stryker

Today's sophisticated consumers are calling on manufacturers to make products for all members of the family. We realize kids are very deliberate in their food choices and think our FIT KIDS Instant Oatmeal will exceed their high expectations. - John DePaolis

They were living on oatmeal and chocolate, basically, for 10 days. - Charlie Hartwell

The study's findings suggest that the average person can do a lot to improve their health through diet. People interested in lowering their cholesterol should probably acquire a taste for tofu and oatmeal, keeping in mind that portable alternatives fit best with a modern lifestyle. Save the experimenting for the evening, when you have more time to prepare more complicated meals. - David Jenkins

The banana is good for retaining water, and the sugar brings me up. It's going to look like oatmeal when it's done, but it tastes much better. - Helio Castroneves