Oswalt Quotes

You have to go out and have amnesia and next day be the guy. - Roy Oswalt

You can't treat it any different than any other game. Hopefully we'll win and not have to go to Philadelphia for a one-game playoff game. - Roy Oswalt

Yes, I would classify it as one of the biggest games, just because of the history of the team of not getting to the World Series after so many years of getting so close. - Roy Oswalt

Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period. - Patton Oswalt

With him, you can make a pretty good pitch away or make a pretty good pitch in and he'll hit it out to either left or right field. You've got to respect that he can hit the ball out of the park, but you can't be afraid of him, for sure. - Roy Oswalt

Where I come from is not very big, so everywhere I go is someplace bigger. - Roy Oswalt

We've got a tough road ahead of us, but we've played good against guys like that... and we owe Oswalt a beating. - Lyle Overbay

We really need to win this to not go 3-0. - Roy Oswalt

We kidded with him the whole time on the plane today... We actually told him we almost got hit by the ball when it took off. That's the thing about baseball. Once it happened last night, it happened last night. - Roy Oswalt