Pauly Quotes

You spilled the haterade. - Pauly D

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. - Pauly D

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister. - Pauly D

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!' - Pauly D

Yo if the last time you were on a date they had pay phones, you know its been a long time since you had a date. - Pauly D

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless. - Pauly D

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. - Pauly Shore

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business so. you light it up and then you move on & at the end of the night you see who you end up with. - Pauly D

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the country. CABS ARE HERE!!! - Pauly D