Pothead Quotes

When does cpr become necrophilia? - Doug

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey. - Friday

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. - Timothy Leary

There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high--that's where I'm goin'. - George Harrison

Some potheads are really smart...keyword: SOME! - Unknown

Some people go to high school... others go to school high. - Unknown

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men. - Harry J Anslinger

Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot. - Unknown