Punster Quotes

There is no such thing as a female punster. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Punsters are among the least popular people in their workplace. Very often workmates encourage the punsters in the office to vent the punning somewhere else. - Jeff Smoller

LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.

Ah, punster, would my lot were cast, Where the cobbler is unknown, So that I might forget his last And hear your own. --Gargo Repsky. - Ambrose Bierce